So, order yours now and get a second one free. Pay only separate shipping and handling. Each unit is guaranteed to make me money.
But wait! There's more!
For the next 3000 callers, we'll include not only the world famous Nortown bombsight, but also not one, but TWO decals suitable for display on a sheep's face!
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