WARNING: To all who have "tested" the printing of U.S. currency from this thread:
All U.S. currency has binary code imbedded in details of the design which when electronically scanned automatically uploads software which becomes embedded on your hardrive. Once loaded, an executable TSR program alerts the Secret Service, NSA, IRS, FBI, CIA, state and local law enforcement agencies, and the FOX News Network of your illegal duplication attempt via internet connection. This embedded code is passed undetected from copy to copy. While not detectable by normal means or destructive to your computer system, this programming cannot be erased or deactivated. It takes but a split second for activation once scanned. Did you notice your hard drive light blinking? Too late!
While the government agencies will be bogged down by beuroucratic red tape in their futile attempts to coordinate enforcement efforts, the Fox "News" Network has no such encumberment and is likely already enroute to your last reported location in order to "scoop" other networks with yet another Heraldo Rivera exposé. You will be relentlessly questioned about the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body, and about what you did with the contents of Al Capone's "secret" vault. Your complicity in the assasination of President John F. Kennedy will be revealed, and your wife will be shown those "office Christmas party" photos from two years ago that you were sure had been destroyed. The secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions! Jerry Springer is in possession of unauthorized copies of your "home movies" and your baby photos (the ones of you in the nude AND also in your sister's dress) and has arranged for you to meet your wife's lover on PPV TV! There is a suicide clause in your life insurance policy. Your only hope is to turn yourself in to local authorities and seek anonymity under the Federal Witness Protection Program. Hillary Clinton's election campaign staff now has an opening for a person with your qualifications.
