...if you want a good laugh and want to have some real fun....

How in the world does one have the TIME to deal with these a__holes????? What a waste of time and energy.

My solution:
In 'Wendy's case, go to Amsterdam, meet the guy....
..and shoot him.
In Wayne's situation, tell Mr. Suki-whatever to go to Indonesia
*** to pick up
his new plane, meet the guy.....
...and shoot him.
*** (it's easier (and cheaper)to get away with it in Indonesia)